Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Signs you won't return to a place of vacation


1) You are still recovering from heat and fatigue stroke

2)Your hotel room gave you nightmares

3) Unsufferable heat and water too cold made good ingredients for a congestion

4) Strangely attired weirdos roam the street by night, coming from an abandoned train station

5) Ubiquitous posters refer to criminality problems

6) Prices high, quality not that so

7) In your hotel they advise you to take the stairs in case of fire, but he stairs end to a closed up abandoned reception hall

8) The bar lounge-as well as the actual reception- is in a suffocating basement with no air conditioning

9) Fast dinner service- waiters barely let you finish your plate before bringing you the next serving, not too bad, since portions are rather small anyway, and youre supposed to be on a diet, but even so...

10) Air conditioning in room was state of the art in the Eighties

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