If The picture shows a person impossibly perfect in an alluring pose it's a photo taken from internet- actually the real person might look like Donald Trump or Kim Davis
And let's face it: if the goal is to meet, what use lying like a politician on the electoral campaign? You'll end up looking like a not too bright liar.
Phrases and expressions what they say and what they could mean:
1) I'm a top but versatile- I am a bottom
2) I am looking for sincere friendship and possible relationship-I am in search of someone to plunder
3) Looking young - I passed forty
4) I am in search of true love- I am a sexual predator
5) A little stout, but agile- Like Nero Wolfe
6) Inside I am still a lad - I'm fifty with Peter Pan syndrome
7) Ecologist, I love nature- I live in an isolate villa in the country and I don't drive
8) A bit shy, I'll appreciate discretion - I'm married, and no one should ever know anything about us.
9) I am single and searching a person like myself for a little company-I am a serial killer
10) No fats, no fem (etc) : I'm a jerk with delusions of perfection