Snatched from "Just for you!"The Top 12 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

1--During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your nipples.

2--His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem and a tissue dispenser.

3--When he wants you to take off your pants, he says, "Scroll down."

4--Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

5--He's suing Colt Studio.com for repetitive stress injuries.

6--His favorite actor? Cody Cummings.

7--When he sees a hot guy, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on him!"

8--You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

9--As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

10--During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

11--His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you. He pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

12--During sex, he shouts, "More bandwidth!"