Friday, December 30, 2011

Forecast of the Seer Freakangelus Rainbowian von Baskerville for 2012

Consulted my scrying tablet and checked the positions of Vesta, Uranus, Quaoar, and KB713256 I can say that, probably:

-Books on: Maya-2012-Revelation will be on top of the bestsellers at the end of the year, and then fill the "Three books for the price of one" baskets in 2013;

- There will be some politician investigated for corruption, some other politician will complain of having been misunderstood, and some will threaten to resign, but not for real;

- Whatever happens the economy, some banker or financiary consultant will ruthlessly take advantage of it;


- Yet another 1000 pages volume of some endless heroic fantasy saga will be released;

-The Nobel Prize in literature will be given to a not exactly famous third world author politically engaged;

-The Nobel Peace prize will be given to Ahmadinejad for refraining to nuke Israel,or some other undeserving person;

-They will discover yet another sports scam, and yet another scandal will break out for doping at the Olympics;

- Some fundamentalist bigoted defender of morality will be discovered with an escort in a compromising position;

-Astrologers, at the end of the year, will be shown wrong again.

Happy 2012 to you all!

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