Methods and excuses to avoid a work meeting:
- Fake a strong cold with sneezes, coughs and tremors
- Say with a fanatical glint in your eye "my religion forbids me to attend work meetings on Tuesdays" (or any given day of the week)
- Say "My doctor says attending meetings in closed rooms may trigger my lychantropic bouts"
- Say"My son came from school with lices yesterday", then scratch furiously your head
- I've a very jealous stalker who's menaced to do a massacre on my workplace if I don't marry him/her.Police's ambushing him.
- Say "The CEO just asked me a personal favor", then run