Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Art of Dan Skinner



Voneraw, by me

Myths of porn movies

- No matter what you're doing, you'll always have time to suspend it to make sex.
- If you discover your boss making love with her/his secretary in the archive room, they'll happily ask you to participate
- Every body part pertaining to sex has jumbo proportions.
- The word "no" doesn't exist.
- Postmen, repairmen, insurance agents never have schedules to follow when presented with occasions for sex.
- Women and youths never have to fear in accepting lifts from complete strangers in the middle of the night.
- In hetero porn, men needn't to be beautiful, undressed, or young
- In gay porn straight men don't exist: any christian fundamentalist homophobe will turn in a sex-crazed queen after a wink or a smile.

Your car is fixed, pal! anything else you want from me?

Mirrorshades

Lovers

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Exquisite

Catholic church denies Christ's commandment of charity

Church: Marriage Law Threatens Social Services
By Julie Bolcer
Homelessx390 | Advocate.com
http://www.advocate.com/article.aspx?id=102068
The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C. says that a proposed marriage equality law would destroy its ability to provide social service programs for the city by forcing the church to comply with laws prohibiting anti-LGBT discrimination.

While religious groups would not be required to perform or accommodate same-sex wedding ceremonies under the new law, they would be required to obey other anti-discrimination measures, and that poses a problem for the archdiocese, according to the Washington Post.

“Fearful that they could be forced, among other things, to extend employee benefits to same-sex married couples, church officials said they would have no choice but to abandon their contracts with the city,” the Washington Post reported.

The church’s social services arm, Catholic Charities, partners with Washington, D.C. to provide services for adoptions, homelessness and health care for tens of thousands of residen

They treathen to withdraw assistance for millions innocents lest they be compelled to abandon their wicked un-christian prejudices against gay people. They've got no shame.

Happy hour, Joe Phillips

Nice catch!

You're in the army now

Who invented the Big Brother rigmarole?

Ten schmendricks in a cage
are going to dine
one started a food fight
And then there were nine

Nine morons in a cage
experts in deceits
One tricked a time too many
And then there were eight

Eight dweebs in a cage
trying to get even
One was caught whit another's beau
And then there were seven

Seven losers in a cage
whose social skills are nix;
one utter'd a racial slur
and then there were six

Six idiots in a cage
trying to survive
one fell in the poison ivy
and then there were five

Five dimwits in a cage
with questionable mores
one xxxed in big brother's eye
and then there were four

Four dumbells in a cage
who clearly won't agree
one won't play no more
and then there were three

Three clowns in a cage
one down with the flu
soon was evicted
and then there were two

Two lovebirds in a cage
got out of the home
they got a fat contract
and then there were none

(till the next Big Brother's that is)

cute boy with laptop

Yummy!

Travis Fimmel Trilogy



Beauty